好看的中文字幕av,巨尻av在线,亚洲网视频,逼特视频,伊人久久综合一区二区,可以直接观看的av网站,天堂中文资源在线观看

English 中文網 漫畫網 愛新聞iNews 翻譯論壇
中國網站品牌欄目(頻道)
當前位置: Language Tips> 閱讀天地> Easy English 休閑閱讀> Humor Joke 幽默笑話

送給媽媽的禮物
Gifts for mother

[ 2010-08-27 11:56]     字號 [] [] []  
免費訂閱30天China Daily雙語新聞手機報:移動用戶編輯短信CD至106580009009

There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home, went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back together they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said: "I will build a big house for our mother."

The second said: "I will send her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third said: "Remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible. And you know she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter mom sent out her letters of thanks.

"Milton," she wrote to one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude."

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

更多英語

我想給它一個驚喜

湯姆的借口

昨天你爸爸幫你做作業(yè)了嗎

朋友和錢

 

 
中國日報網英語點津版權說明:凡注明來源為“中國日報網英語點津:XXX(署名)”的原創(chuàng)作品,除與中國日報網簽署英語點津內容授權協議的網站外,其他任何網站或單位未經允許不得非法盜鏈、轉載和使用,違者必究。如需使用,請與010-84883631聯系;凡本網注明“來源:XXX(非英語點津)”的作品,均轉載自其它媒體,目的在于傳播更多信息,其他媒體如需轉載,請與稿件來源方聯系,如產生任何問題與本網無關;本網所發(fā)布的歌曲、電影片段,版權歸原作者所有,僅供學習與研究,如果侵權,請?zhí)峁┌鏅嘧C明,以便盡快刪除。
 

關注和訂閱

人氣排行

翻譯服務

中國日報網翻譯工作室

我們提供:媒體、文化、財經法律等專業(yè)領域的中英互譯服務
電話:010-84883468
郵件:translate@chinadaily.com.cn